A good response
You'll notice that for the bad responses that I critique, I will often call them "classic". I won't do that for the good responses, though, because there's no "classic" good response -- there's no hard-and-fast formula that will get you the girl. But there are lots of formulas for how NOT to get the girl.
Here's a great example of a good response:
I'm originally from the rurals myself but years in the city have corrupted
me and turned me into a woman-eater. I'm the kind of man who's real sweet
and nice to you upfront, but close the door and pull the shades (or not) and
I'm entirely about one thing: a good, wild, animalistic fuck. I like to
take the giggly types of girls, you know the bubbly ones, and just fuck them
hard, telling them how it should be and showing them what to do. Finger in
the ass from behind, toys, getting tied up, lots of oral and dirty talk ... that's
just for starters. Don't plan for an hour, plan for a night--or a day.
And I'm not doing it just once. So be prepared to come back.
I'm 26, 6'2", 180 lbs, in very good shape, clean d/d, sane (outside
of the bedroom), down to earth (outside of the bedroom), decently
endowed.
This is awesome. What you can't see, of course, is my original post, which was titled "Wholesome girl for kinky guy." He works my original post into his response, gives me a sense of his personality (and sense of humor) and sells himself well. He leads with his strengths -- the best of which is his confidence -- and lets me in on his interests. He doesn't say, "I liked your ad because..." because he's worked that into the narrative of his email. I'm looking for kinky and wild, and he's telling me what that means to him.
Needless to say, this email got a response from me.
