ClueChick: real clues from a real chick

This is the whole point. We want to get out there and have some fun! In the world of casual sex, women are at a strong advantage, and that advantage swells to epic proportions on Craig's List. A quick browsing of the Casual Encounters section (this week, looking at NYC) shows me the following tasty morsels:

Seeking BJ from younger brooklyn girl - m4w - 35

On the bright side, this guy is clear about what he wants. On the down side, he hasn't set himself apart from the hordes of men who want blowjobs.

This guy won't get any responses. Why? Because although lots of women love to give head, and probably a whole bunch of them live in Brooklyn, he hasn't given a hook in his headline.

What do we know about him? He's selfish: he's focused on my mouth on his cock. He's lazy: he wants a girl from his neighborhood so he can get sucked off in the comfort of his apartment. He's probably a bit of a jerk: he wants a younger girl, who's probably a bit less worldly than those old 30-something hags.

In the text of his ad, he requests that a woman send her stats or pic, but he doesn't provide either of those in his post, nor has he said what kind of woman he's interested in.

Stereotypical guy, probably not very creative in bed, definitely won't guarantee me any action focused on me. Nah.

any girl need help $$ - m4w - 35

This, of course, is the classic post from a fellow who's too lazy to make it happen in the social arena, but who has some weird hangup about paying professionals but doesn't mind paying a "regular girl". These guys keep the pros trolling the CE boards.

NSA SEX TONIGHT!..IM DOWN FOR ANY GIRL!..SERIOUS ONLY! - 27

DOOD! YOUR DOWN FOR ANY GIRL!?? No girl likes to hear that; it's like saying, "I have no taste, so no matter what you look like, I'll do ya, but don't think you're going to be in good company. Oh, and don't expect an ego boost out of it, either." On the bright side, this guy includes two cock shots and two face shots with his ad. They still won't get him laid tonight.