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What not to do

If I say I want someone close to my age, and you're 20 years older than I am, don't tell me you're "young at heart."

If I say I want something regular but not committed, and you're looking for a wife, don't tell me you know we'll just be a great fit.

If I say I don't want to hook up with married guys, and you're married, don't tell me you want something "discreet" (or worse, "discrete").

If I say I won't fuck you on our first date, don't email me with, "hey baby im free tonight and ill even bring condoms!!"

If I say you should tell me a bit about you, your stats don't count.

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don't email me with, "hey baby im free tonight and ill even bring condoms!!"

And if, contrary to CC's advice, you do say this, at least include an apostrophe so I don't think you have some disease.

also a few more tips

1. please write something more with more than two sentences
2. please no whining, bitching,and telling me how all women on cl are gold digging cum dumpsters
3. please don't email me a billion times asking why i didn't reply& asking for my yahoo screen name
4. send a picture that is normal!! i want to be able to see your face clearly

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