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I generally try to keep my quoted material to shorter blocks, but this ad is too good not to share:

Here's why MY ad offering you oral sex is different. - m4w - 30

I'll hit the highlights, since there are 38,693 others offering oral sex also:

- My record speaks for itself. All the women I've given head to -- except one or two when I was first starting out, some years ago -- have praised me heavily, unsolicited. Comments along the lines of "guys should learn from you" or "you're the best ever" have not been uncommon. One girl said she'd never been able to come from oral before, and ended up coming three times the first time I went down on her.

- I'm actually enjoyable to look at. Even if a guy isn't actually making love to you, wouldn't it be nice if he had a nice head of thick, black hair, nice green eyes, a face that (I'm told) is enjoyable to look at, nice clean teeth, is in good physical shape, and smelled nice? And I'm 30 -- not too young, not too old.

- I'm intelligent, and some would even say I'm quite funny. Sure, that's not the first thing you look for in someone you're using for extravaginal pleasures, but it's always a nice perk.

- I'm completely respectful. If oral is all you want, that's all you'll get. If you'd like a little attention to the ass as well, no problem. If you'd like to just chat, maybe meet, and leave the door open based on how things feel, that's fine, too. But the point is, you're the boss. This is all about you.

- I'm actually selective. A lot of guys on here don't seem to care whose genitalia is put before them. I, on the other hand, would like to have some kind of rapport with you -- nothing happens unless we get along, are both satisfied with each other's cleanliness, appearance, and presentation, and both feel comfortable that we're in a good, mutually respectful, but most importantly, FUN situation. You also have the comfort of knowing you won't be with some guy who just does this for ANY woman.

- I'm just a normal, socially adjusted, genuinely nice guy. Pretty self-explanatory.

This is something I truly and genuinely love to do. A woman's reactions -- the squirms, the sounds, the scents, the visuals, and of course, the flow of the juices themselves -- it's all the reward I need.

I'm in central NJ, but find myself in NYC and NNJ regularly. Drop me a line -- preferably with a photo -- if you'd like to talk it over. You might find it a refreshing change.

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Now, let me break down why this ad rocks my socks. First, this guy has a sense of humor. He knows there are loads of other ads out there, and he gives the state of affairs a nod, but he doesn't obsess about it. In fact, throughout his post, you can almost hear the laid-back in his voice. He obviously has a good sense of himself and is comfortable with who he is. This reads like a real person, with a real personality, and who's interested in real people, not cardboard cutouts or fantasy women.

Second, he gives a reasonable resume. He explains that he's good at and enjoys what he does (and I bet he's on reasonable enough terms with at least some of the women in his life that in a pinch, one of them would be willing to vouch for him), and tells you why you might want him to do it to you. He tells you that he's attractive, and then gives you a description that is both quite detailed and tasteful. He smells good? Sign me up!

Third, he tells you a bit about himself: intelligent, respectful, selective and well-adjusted. But you know what? More than just saying these things, he's backing them up: his ad is well-laid-out. He uses complete sentences and spells things right. His tone of voice carries through, and you get a sense of the personality behind the text.

Finally, this raises several issues that I'll be posting about in the future: selectivity, respect and realism.

This ad was posted to the NYC CL CE board. If you're local to him, and this is your thing, you can email him by clicking here. (Yes, I got his permission to use his email address here.) I hope he gets some responses, because, hello.