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Some eye-catching Craig's List casual encounters headlines

Tonight, I've collected a handful of very entertaining headlines for your entertainment:

Come spread at my spread (Females only) - m4w - 40

So delicate, so tempting!

Please I am a virgin that needs a lady tonight!! - m4w

Ahh, smell that desperation. Let's talk about the meaning of "need", shall we?

Big old fat slob want to go down on you - m4w

BABY! Hold me back!

Sometimes, for fun and out of curiosity, I respond to ads that seem completely ridiculous to me just to find out if there's actually action happening in those ads that I think are absurd. After all, I'm pretty particular, and I know not everyone is, especially when looking for random, anonymous sex. It's pretty infrequent for me to get a response, probably in part because people think I'm asking out of sarcastic meanness (which I can understand, though that's not my intention when I respond) and in part because they're not interested in bothering to email with a woman who isn't even remotely interested in hooking up with them.

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