Sunday night's catch
We all know that I look at Craig's List not just for getting my casual sex needs filled but also for the entertainment value of the many different types of posts out there. This evening's top pick has to be these guys (that link will expire in a week), who write:
My Friends and I want to see your naked pictures and jerk off to them! - mm4w - 24Reply to: pers-117462975@craigslist.org
Hey Ladies! My friends from high school are visiting, and they're from a small town in Maine. When I told them about casual encounters, they freaked out.
Basically, in high school we used to watch a lot of porn together and then jack off to it. Tonight we plan on smoking a jay, and we were hoping you'd all help us with the jerking off part. Send us a naked pic (or why not multiple pics?) and we will all sit around and talk about you, and afterward, print up the hottest 4 pics and jerk off on them. We're into boobs shots more than pussy shots, if you have a lot to choose from.
Wouldn't that turn you on, knowing you were getting a group of old friends off? It should.
we promise not to show anyone your pics, and the best four will get a reply containing a play by play of the evening. the pics will get deleted.
and we don't discriminate, we dont care what you look like, we're in it for the mentality of it. you should be too.bring it on, we'll start rollin that jay.
God, I love the internet. I think this is a total riot. If anyone's inclined to send them a photo, by all means, do so! The anonymous remailing address through CL should work as long as the ad is up.
Comments
That's awesome. If I'd seen it last night I'd be half tempted to send them a pic.
Posted by: sapiophile | December 12, 2005 9:00 AM
This is just masterful. As you said, the net is a wonderful place. Where else would you find stuff like this?
Posted by: dbs | December 13, 2005 12:30 PM