I wanted to feature a good ad, but I found this, instead.
I will fuck you very hard TONIGHT! - m4w - 33Tall, handsome, fit, man. Very horney tonight, and seeking someone to fuck very hard.
You will come over to my place tonight. When you arrive I will undress you. You will get on your knees and service me until I am very ready. I will bend you over on the floor and take you like an animal. You will cum very hard. When I am done I will cum on you and you will leave.
We will not make small talk.
I will write a fantasy that reads like a love scene written by George Lucas. I will bore my audience to sleep. You will not respond to my ad. I will continue to fantasize.
Comments
I dunno, that has a bit of appeal.
I don't know what he thinks is going to "make [me] cum very hard", though. The sheer hotness of being taken like an animal, perhaps.
Posted by: sapiophile | January 4, 2006 12:13 PM
"I believe that women achieve stupendous orgasm solely through the simple act of intercourse. I give no credence to the concept that the brain is the second biggest sexual organ of the body (after the epidermis). I can't be bothered to give you any more time or consideration than it takes for me to get my rocks off.
"I can't imagine why I'm not getting any positive responses to my advert."
Posted by: GreyDuck | January 4, 2006 1:14 PM