Probably not a new idea, but I found it on Craig's List for the first time
I found this not in the personals section, but under classes:
Learn a foreign accentGuys, let's face it! A lot of women like foreigners because it makes them feel sophisticated. You know what they say? The closest to go to Europe is to have Europe come to you!
Does it drive you mad that women will not date you, but will sleep with foreign guys on a first date?
In three easy one-hour lesson I can:
1) teach you how to fake an accent
2) give you some stories to tell about your new childhood
3) give you some postcards and photos to show
4) teach you how to "disappear" and "reappear" so that you get the sex, but not the relationship.$ 150 per class, divided among the participants, pay as you go. Small class size of no more than 5 people per class.
One-on-one crash courses available (surcharge applies)
I suppose that's one way to go about it.
The only thing here that really rubs me the wrong way (you'll all be stunned, no doubt) is item #4. More on that another day.
