ClueChick: real clues from a real chick

Yesterday, I got an email, perhaps inspired by Sunday's post asking, "What's the weirdest thing one of your people has asked you to do?"

Before I answer this question, I want to make a general statement:

People, be careful what you ask me, because I'm basically an open book, here, and some of you aren't going to like what you read.

So you should only keep reading if you're really sure you want to know the weirdest thing (by my lights) that a lover has asked me to do since the commencement of my little fling with casual sex.

Okay, you're still reading, so I'll tell you: About six months ago, there was a guy who presented as basically normal, and who was generally fun in bed, when we got to that. But he really took me by surprise when, mid-fuck, he asked me to spit in his mouth. I mean, I know people get off on all kinds of things, and intellectually, I get the appeal of the spitting thing, but in practice? It's not so much my thing. Of course, as the spitter, it's pretty low-impact; it would've been different if he'd wanted me to be the spittee. Needless to say, though I found his request weird, it was also easy to accommodate.

I'm sure some of the other things I've been asked to do would rate higher on some people's weird scales, but that one definitely took the cake for me.