ClueChick: real clues from a real chick

In response to sapiophile's well thought-out post on picking up hot fat chicks, DJ commented, "Hi ClueChick. Why not post a pic on here so we can see how beautiful you really are?"

I don't post a pic for several reasons:

First, I like to be anonymous. I don't need my parents surfing their way here and finding a big picture of me attached to a long story about how I fucked that hot guy I met on the internet. Furthermore, I don't need my future employers doing a web search on me and finding the same. And that's not even getting into the messy can of worms I'd prefer to avoid with people who know me in real life thinking that just because I write a blog about casual sex means that I'd love to fuck them casually and whenever they like. A funny little secret about me is that I'm actually quite picky and (don't tell anyone) kinda shy.

Second, I already get lots of offers from my readers to let them take me out for drinks or the like. I didn't set up this blog as a way to meet people, and I think a picture would confuse things.

And third, people could look at my picture and do one of two things: Either they'll see how gorgeous I am and decide they have to get in my pants, thereby ignoring my advice. Or they'll see how totally not gorgeous I am (hey, everyone's taste is different, right?) and decide that all my advice is sour grapes and thus not worth listening to.

My point in writing this blog is not to set myself up as some fabulous sex symbol, but just to be the voice of everywoman, or at least every-woman-who's-enjoying-casual-sex, and toss out some of my observations and advice in hopes of a) helping clueful men get laid and b) helping women who like casual sex have better options among the men.

As I've suggested in the past, if it would help you to picture what I look like, you should feel free to think of some woman you think is extraordinarily hot and imagine her writing this blog. Just for kicks, of course. Alternately, you can think of me as a fairly average woman: hotter than some, less hot than others, but who happens to write reasonably well, which is why you keep coming back to read my blog, right?