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Want to watch my tits bounce? Be a sweet talker.

This response to one of my ads has me a bit flabbergasted:

WELL I THINK WECOULD BE AGOOD MATCH BECAUSE I LOVE SEX AND I TAKE CARE OF MY PARTNER I LOVE TO TRY NEW MOVE WITH A WILLING PARTNER.I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TOP BECAUSE I LOVE TO WATCH TITS BOUNCE I LIKE TIT FUCKING TOO I LIKE IT ALL. LET ME SHOW YOU.

I'm sorry to say that I'm not making this up. Seriously, how could I? This is one of those cases where truth is stranger than fiction, because if I made this sort of thing up, I would look at it and then laugh at myself and say, "Chick, what the hell are you thinking? No one would ever write something so ridiculously absurd! Go make up something that people will believe!"

Even if I try to lowercase it in my head, it's still ridiculous. Maybe there's some woman out there who loves this sort of thing, but I'm not she. Maybe my man here will, someday, find her. If so, good luck to both of them!

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the amazing part is that these men are getting laid! Maybe not through Craigs List, but some women, somewhere, are bouncing their tits in his face. Astounding.

That isn't a standard response for you? Hell, I get half a dozen a day like that or worse on adult friend finder.

As a guy, it kills me to see something like that response to your ad. I mean to be that illiterate and that clumsy and still possibly find a woman to sleep with when more articulate men go begging is just painful.

That being said, if I received something like that I would go and meet the sender. Sort of like a car crash--you just have to look and see how bad it really is.

B: As a guy, you might go and meet the sender, because you would only get one of those. I get dozens or hundreds of them, and my life is way too interesting to waste my time seeking out car crashes to watch.

Plus every meeting with a guy in meatspace comes with a little risk; in return for the possibility of awesome nookie, that's a risk I'll take. In return for a chance to laugh at a dolt? Not so much.

Sapiophile:

What you say makes sense. Since I am not a woman, I lack the perspective that comes from the experience of having to wade through dozens of idiotic ad responses.

I guess there is a part of me that enjoys the humor and the stories that come out of the weirdness of the casual sex world as much as I do the actual sex.

People like the respondent CC posted are just kind of fascinating to my at a psychological level. I mean I want to understand why someone would write something like that. Does he really think a woman is going to seriously want to read that? And does he think she is really going to be impressed by the numerous typos, etc.? I guess I read something like that and I wonder if the guy is simply a neanderthal or if he is just totally clueless.

I am simply sort of fascinated to find out what would motivate someone to write that sort of socially-stunted and illiterate response.

Ellie: It's pretty typical, but I think for people who aren't on the market, so to speak, the idea that people actually respond like this seems rather unlikely. I was certainly floored at first, and I still somehow manage to be surprised!

sapio: That's just depressing.

B: Yeah, it's baffling, isn't it?

It's entirely possible that this guy comes off much much better in person than in text. Maybe he's not very literate, but sounds much better in speech, looks good, has a nice accent, has some money, who knows. It's hard to say. So if he has good luck meeting women for sex offline, I don't think that's baffling. I'd only be surprised to learn he gets any dates via online services.

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