Cream pies: is this code for something?
I am not making this up:
Ok, I saw your post on CL and noticed you're into kinky things...care to elaborate? Myself, I'm into seeing women get hit in the face with cream pies...don't ask me why but it gets me off. So if we were together I'd like to one day hit you in the face with a pie...would that be ok?
Comments
Either he's being funny and it's not working, or he's a freaking nutjob.
Mind you, "or both" isn't an impossible third option.
Posted by: GreyDuck | June 16, 2006 1:29 AM
He may have forgotten to mention the big shoes and fake red nose...
Posted by: David in Chicago | June 16, 2006 10:03 AM
I try to keep in mind that anything I can think of is probably someone's kink, but I admit I'd never thought of this one. At least the person is being upfront?
Posted by: Sarah T | June 16, 2006 10:05 AM
Pie in face is mentioned in "Deviant Desires" as a thing, so...yeah. Actually the e-amil reminds me of the not uncommon problem of people thinking if you're kinky, you must be into *all* kinks (or at leas theirs)
Posted by: NoirGirl | June 16, 2006 10:47 AM
If he's talking about, literally, a regular cream pie in the face, would you do it, ClueChick (assuming you could confirm he's merely really weird and not dangerous)? It could be fun.
If you look at online smut, cream pie tends to mean ejaculating on a woman's vulva, because it looks hot in print or something.
Posted by: Zachary Gray | June 16, 2006 11:12 AM
I think I want to try that, if only to lick it off. Its not the pie in the face (or elsewhere) that attacts me, only the clean up.
Posted by: Snort | June 16, 2006 1:14 PM
I think it is a put on. Either he's managed to figure out you a ClueChick and he's trying to get a mention OR he's got some bet running with a friend about how bizarre a message he can send.
Not that there can't be a guy with a cream pie fetish, but the tone of the message suggested tongue in cheek to me.
Posted by: sapiophile | June 16, 2006 8:34 PM
My guess is the guy is for real. Everytime I think I have heard all of the possible fetishes, a new one comes along.
Years ago, I was watching REAL SEX on HBO and they had a piece on "sploshing" which is where people get turned on by watching other people covered in food. Personally, I prefer my food on a plate, in a bowl or on a stick, but to each their own.
Anyhow it may be that this guy is some sort of varient on a splosher. Still, it seems like a waste of a perfectly tasty pie to me...
Posted by: B | June 17, 2006 8:59 AM
That's nothing! I had a dude ask me to poop in his mouth the other day! Do you think that's for real?
Posted by: moizinha | June 17, 2006 12:36 PM
Sure...if he is German. They sort of get into the whole scat thing I am told.
Posted by: B | June 17, 2006 7:06 PM
The poop in the mouth thing is totally real. Lots of guys are into the "human toilet" game.
Posted by: sapiophile | June 19, 2006 7:32 PM
While I know it is real, I cannot conceive of it. There are some fetishes I will never understand. Scat is one of them. Plushies are another.
Posted by: B | June 20, 2006 6:44 PM