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What does this even mean?

Can anyone decipher this one for me?

Tall 36d???? a bit supm u live and work in town u are single u wont melt in the rain????

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Uhm, I think it says somethign to the extent of..

"Hello there CC,
I found your profile very interesting but you left out some details I need in order to know if we're a match or not. Are you Tall? I especially like big brests, by chance are yours at least a 36c? I was also wonering if you work in town or if you travel elsewhere for business? I also work in the city. I found your profile very sweet, lets meet up sometime for coffee on our first date to see if we have a connection. Lets just hope it doesn't rain, you sound very sweet and I wouldn't want you to melt"

... I think...

Translation: Hello! I am not very good at typing. I also don't write coherently. Knowing how much you value intelligence, I thought this might mean you'd like to sleep with me! P.S. Do you have big breasts?

It means "Hi, I am drunk."

Our crack translation team came up with this: "I'd like a 20 oz. half-skim, double-shot mocha latte up against the wall with a twist." Shortly thereafter, we fired the crack translation team, and are now taking applications for a new crack translation team. Sorry we couldn't be more helpful.

"i've been listening to "macarthur park" too many times--someone left my brain out in the rain."

"I see you live close to me. I want to get laid TONIGHT! I know it is raining but I don't want to hear that as an excuse, you won't melt. Get over here. And btw, I'm drunk."

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