ClueChick: real clues from a real chick

I recently had this IM conversation with a would-be paramour:

thecluechick: so tell me what you like
[insert flirtatious conversation here]
dud(e): and i like to cum on a girls clit
dud(e): and then rub it around on her and in her
thecluechick: um. seriously?
dud(e): yeah, its so hot
thecluechick: well, you won't be doing that with me, because I don't want to get pregnant
dud(e): lol
dud(e): you cant get pregnant from that
thecluechick: Er. Yes, you can. Well, one can. [You can tell I'm no longer flirting when I start capitalizing and punctuating.]
dud(e): once it hits the air, nothing can happen, so as long as I cum outside first, its ok
thecluechick: Where did you learn this? Because it's totally wrong.
dud(e): in school
thecluechick: Shitty school!
dud(e): and my doctor too
thecluechick: Really? You should sue your doctor. That's wildly dangerous disinformation. Not only can you get someone pregnant that way, but there's also a high risk of STD transmission.
dud(e): i don't think so
thecluechick: You should do some research before you run around doing this with just anyone. Also, we won't be getting together.

People, really. I figure this guy made up the part about his doctor telling him that was okay because he thought I would chill out about it if a doctor had given it the thumbs up. That's sleazy and lame, but I'm more concerned about the vast lack of knowledge here. If you're going to fuck around, get your ducks in a row, and know what risks you're taking for yourself and your partners. Take responsibility for yourself by asking questions, demanding protection at a level that suits your comfort, and getting STD tests on a regular basis. And, for god's sake, please, please read up on what the risks are.

Don't be a dud.