Avoid even a whiff of desperation if you want to get laid
I can't tell you how many guys respond to my ads with some indication of how desperate they are to get their hands on a woman. Any woman.
"extremely horny have not had sex in a while"
"I love anything that turns you on!"
"I don't have lots of experience but I hope you'll take a chance on me..."
Okay, guys, listen up. There's no shame in not being experienced, or in having a dry spell. But it's also not the characteristic you should lead with. I don't want to know all your caveats right off the bat. What I want is for you to tempt me with a few savory morsels.
I will certainly want to know your hesitations or possible deficiencies before we get into bed. If you're nervous because you've never done X, Y or Z with a woman, but you want to try it with me, that's not necessarily the problem. But that's never the place to start. Offer me something to pique my interest before you get into the fine print, because if I'm not motivated to get out my reading glasses, there's really no point.
