ClueChick: real clues from a real chick

Here's a CE headline that appeared today:

Caught my wife doing her boss now its my turn to cheat

Are you serious? It completely amazes me that people even bother getting married if this is the way they think. Maybe I should just stop imaginaning that my advice is even remotely useful if this sort of thing is how people approach their serious relationships. Because if this is the kind of crap that you're bringing to your marriage, what shitty baggage are you going to carry with you to a casual encounter?

Really, people. I know there are lots of men and women out there who don't think of their casual sexual partners as real people. I won't be able to help you if you're among them, or if you want to pick up someone who's okay with this attitude.

I can only give you advice that applies if you're looking to make a real -- if casual -- connection with a real person. That's why it actually takes work. On the other hand, I'd sure as hell rather live with my attitude than the one reflected above. Yuck!

I console myself with humor gleaned from another ad: "I want a really girl tonight. Race is unimportant as long as you like sex. If your not female and horny than don't respond."

Ah, yes, so comforting. I think I'll go get a drink.