An unintentionally charming ad
Normally, I find the clumsy ads on CL sort of eye-rollingly pathetic, but there's something about this one that just tickled me. I think it's the part where this guy seems to think that facials are, like, the most extreme thing ever. And I'm charmed by the fact that he apologizes for any possible offense (on CE? really!). Plus, the mess of exclamation points at the end: I'm picturing this guy being from, oh, I don't know, Iowa or someplace really wholesome, where everyone has sex missionary-style with the lights out:
honest best policy ? my fantasy .....and you want what in return ???? - m4wOk here is my utmost fantasy and I cant shake it.. I am a white male, clean cut very fit and I have had the total fantasy for a very long time of either giving a woman a facial or shooting it right into her mouth while she stares at me...
I am very very clean cut and thought why not type this and see what happens, my hopes are low but nmaybe out here there is a female who would possibly want something I could provide in return for allowing me to live out this fantasy...
I know it is a little on the edge and I hope no one is offended by this post I just cant stop thinking about it. so if you might be willing to help me out please email me and let me know what you might want in return .!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
Charming it may be, but I predict ineffective. Maybe you should point him towards CC.
Posted by: sapiophile | August 14, 2006 9:40 PM
Well, of course it's ineffective. Even the really good ads only get one or two responses, if that, and this one, while charming, wouldn't be enough to get anyone over the hurdle of clicking through and writing an email.
If I took the time to point every ad that could use it toward my blog, I'd have to quit my day job :)
Posted by: Cluechick | August 14, 2006 9:43 PM
While I would agree that facials are not in any way edgy...anything that is in mainstream porn fails the edginess standard...the fact is that the vast majority of women I have met will not permit the man to cum on her face. So while it might not be edgy, it is also not that easy to "cum across," pun intended.
Posted by: B | August 16, 2006 2:26 PM
Oh come on. Seriously the dig against Iowa wasn't necessary.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 20, 2007 12:20 AM