Deal breakers: call me names
I can get off on namecalling in the right context. When things are loose and flowing in the bedroom, my lover can get away with calling me "slut," "bitch," or "baby". And my closest friends can get away with calling me those things just about anytime. But in the category of "holy shit the pain of the obvious," I'd like to point out that your initial email to me is not a good time to use any of these terms, or similar ones.
Another good time not to call me "slut" is when we first meet, unless you're using it in an obviously appreciative way. If you have even slightly negative feelings about slutty girls (but hope you're going to get some from one), keep your mouth shut.
Or don't. I've always wanted to throw a drink in my date's face, but I've never before had the opportunity handed to me.
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I've never thrown a drink in someone's face but I DID get to do a dramatic hard slap once. It was quite satisfying.
I recommend you provoke your first-daters to calling you names so you can have the experience.
Posted by: sapiophile | August 31, 2006 7:36 AM
Some guy called you "slut" right off the bat in his first e-mail? I have a theory about guys like that, that also explains guys who send cock shots.
They have never flirted or played online with a woman before. They've only been encountering gay male impostors who are collecting dick pics, and/or want to get to the rough language right away.
I suspect that millions of well-meaning but stupid straight guys have had their ideas about sexual women thrown out of whack by this kind of thing.
Posted by: Rob | August 31, 2006 6:55 PM
I know of some folks who would love for you to throw a drink in their face, ClueChick. But that makes me wonder -- if you date actualy wanted it, would that rob you of most of the satisfaction of delivery?
Posted by: bascomb | September 1, 2006 11:59 PM