The secret network of women who fuck around
Every once in a while, I get a response to an ad that goes, "Hey, [name], is that you?" Paula, Jenny, Jess, Laura... these are the names I use to think about the other women who post to CL. We're sort of a secret society, but we don't necessarily know each other. Presumably, when Joe Blow writes me wondering if I'm Nikki, it's because my ad sounds a lot like her. I'd probably like her. We'd sure as hell have fun comparing notes.
I always respond to these emails to say, no, sorry, I'm not Loryn or Mel, and I pretty much never hear back from the guy, either, and don't expect to. If he wanted any woman who fits a certain profile, he'd've written me a regular email. Instead, he wants the one woman he wants. If I could, though, I'd love to get her email address, send her a note, say hi, maybe get a drink.
I'm just an average kind of chick, after all, but it's fun to contemplate the other women who are out there having NSA fun like me. What we need is a pin we can wear like a secret handshake, so when we see each other in the supermarket, we can nod over the honeydew, smile a smug, secret smile, and share that moment of connection with a stranger -- fleeting, like a hookup, but lasting, too.
Comments
Can us guys just get CC shirts instead?
Posted by: anonymouse | August 19, 2006 5:07 PM
I should certainly get some CC shirts up and running!
Posted by: ClueChick | August 22, 2006 8:14 PM
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expression....
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If you wished to be touched.....then believe you are touchable and I
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Your gardener
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