ClueChick: real clues from a real chick

I keep several lists:

First, there's the "top ten list," which rarely has ten people on it, but that's what I call it anyway. This is my most shallow and absurd list: These are the celebrities who are so damn hot that if the opportunity arose, I couldn't help but jump their bones, no matter how shitty their personalities or how completely dumb they are. I'm not proud of it, but there you have it. Though, to be fair, there are no Mel Gibsons or Tom Cruises on this list.

Second, there's the "free blow job" list. This one is probably the easiest list to get on, as all it takes is a good deed, a good joke, or a particularly brilliantly witty comment. This is a long list, but, so far, few of the people on it have taken me up on the offer.

Third, and more difficult to get on, is the list of men whose babies I would be willing to have. This is a very short list, currently consisting of three names, of men whose genetic contribution to the world (as judged by me, based on their genius in various realms) is important enough that, if it came to it, I'd be willing to propagate their genes. Note: this offer does not include the actual raising of said children.

Curiously, I mostly don't make lists of women. I seem only to be able to objectify men enough to make lists for them.