Speaking of fantasies: call-boy services!
I have a little cold, which, naturally, I abhor. Also, you know what they say about women's sex drive at 30? It's completely true. this is an unfortunate combination.
What I'd like is for someone to start a business screening hot 18 year old men for personality, enthusiasm and attentiveness (and also things like STDs, etc) and keep a database of them. Then, old-but-lazy-but-frisky women such as myself could just call in and place an order...
Oh, right, I know that sort of thing is illegal, but wouldn't it be nice if we lived in a society that was healthy enough about sexuality that that sort of thing could be totally consensual, hot and non-creepy?
Comments
I'm 21, However, May I join you? I promiss it'll be totaly hot, and non-creepy.
On future posts you can just refer to me as the-blog-post-boy.
Posted by: anonymouse | October 25, 2006 11:42 PM
Not 18, but you're welcome to have my phone number and place an order anytime...:)
Posted by: G | October 26, 2006 7:57 AM
Anonymouse, you probably won't get too far with that kind of grammar.
G: shut up and go away.
Posted by: Zachary Gray | October 27, 2006 10:52 AM
G: Actually... don't go away. I didn't realize you'd been posting for a while. Should I flame myself for not picking up on your humor?
Posted by: Zachary Gray | October 27, 2006 11:16 AM