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The incoherent shouting is hard to resist...

Today's classy come-on, from a dating site:

LOOK YOUR GOOD LOOKING YOU SOMETHINGS WE LIKE, ITS SEEMS LIKE YOU MAYBE WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR DONT,KNOW REALLY UNTIL WE CHAT SOME AND GO FROM THERE THROW ME A BONE WILL YA

Of course, the profile is empty and tells me only that this is a MF couple living in my state.

I can't even figure out what this person is saying. Well, okay, I know what s/he's saying (fuck us!), but, sadly, I have no bones for them.

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No, the reply makes no sense, so doesn't even rate a polite "no thanks" so no bones to them. Someone else needs to be found to jump their bones.

Since French is the language of love I plugged this into the Google translator, got the french translation, plugged THAT back in to get the English translation and got this:

TO LOOK AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL YOU SOMETHINGS WHICH WE LIKE, ITS SEEMS AS YOU PERHAPS EC WHAT WE DO NOT SEEK, TO REALLY KNOW UNTIL CAUSE WE AND WENT FROM THERE ME THROW a WILL YA Of OS

Do this several more time and eventually you'll get something comprehensible...or at least an ad for Viagra. :)

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