Are you old, hot and horny? Don't email me, please.
Listen, fellas, I know there are young women out there who really like the daddy thing. And I suppose that just because I'm 30 and you're 55 doesn't necessarily mean that I won't want to fuck you. What does mean that I won't be interested in your 55 year old ass is the fact that not only is it too old for me, but it (and the rest of you) didn't read the part of my profile that states, "I'm only interested in guys who are around my age."
By emailing me, you show yourself to be the skeevy older guy who thinks he's "young at heart" or "looks 20 years younger" but who, in fact, is obviously incapable of reading a profile before responding to it, which does not bode well for your ability to listen to me when I talk about other things that are important to me in a relationship, even a casual one. Furthermore, it grosses me the fuck out when you suggest that we could take advantage of the age difference to play "daddy daughter games."
Your kink is okay, but it is so far from my kink that my sex drive is cowering in the corner at the mere mention of it. Again, if you had read my profile, it might have been easy to read between the lines and understand that I'm not the woman of your dreams.
Plus, frankly, you look insanely desperate when you email someone so obviously unlikely to be interested in you. And we all know desperation is never hot.
