Happy post-Thanksgiving post!
Ahh, Thanksgiving! That wonderful little holiday that's so perfect for unplanned and unanticipated vacations. Sorry to have disappeared on you all, and I hope you were able to find other ways to entertain yourselves while I was offline.
I also hope you all had warm and happy Thanksgivings, including, I hope, plenty of fun and guilt-free sex! That's one of the best things to get out of a holiday, wouldn't you say?
Now that I'm back, I have a couple of backlogged questions to get to this week, including one on open relationships (Hello out there! I haven't forgotten you!) and one on why promising email contacts fall through. And somewhere in the midst of all that, I'll have to take some time to catch you all up on my latest, too.
I'll sign off with the entirety of an email I received in response to a recent ad:
"too many words... We just want to see pictures. Keep the talk between your girlfriends"
Comments
Welcome back! Hmm, "too many words"...is it just me or does it always seem that the w4m, auto-response spam ads are always exactly 3 lines long? I don't respond to them any more.
You gotta write more than that to get an e-mail from me!
Posted by: G | November 27, 2006 8:52 PM
Oh-ho! I feel so...unforgotten!
I'm sure we're all dying to hear of your fun holiday sex. Perhaps it involved a creative use of pie? Though pie is excellent in its own right as well. Indeed, maybe the two are best enjoyed separately.
Posted by: dave | November 27, 2006 10:09 PM
Oh, she'll be talking, pal... just not to you. *snerk*
(Every time I think I've seen the full gamut of stupid things guys can say, someone surprises me.)
Posted by: GreyDuck | November 27, 2006 10:21 PM
You're right, sir, a ridiculous comment will by its nature be worthy of ridicule - but it does seem a bit redundant considering that was the intent. Perhaps a bit of lightening-up is in order.
Posted by: dave | November 27, 2006 10:36 PM
Suggested counter-reply: "Not enough communication. Can't understand you either. Bye."
Posted by: Zachary Gray | November 28, 2006 1:14 PM