Sex talk is fun!
Tonight, and tomorrow, I'm taking the extremely easy out of posting excerpts from a very entertaining chat I had with a bunch of friends this afternoon. I'm going to put the main part of the post behind a jump for a change, because it's rather long. I have no idea if this will be interesting for you all to read, but if nothing else, I'm keeping myself entertained here!
cluechick: we were just talking about fucking
mitte: oh!
cluechick: okay, favorite positions?
mitte: depends strongly on my partner and our, er, compatibility.
cluechick: *grin* I agree that partner makes a difference, but I've yet to find someone with whom missionary and me-on-my-stomach aren't the top two
arthur: for me, it's from behind with my partner either laying down or on their knees with their head on the bed
cluechick: mmm
arthur: or on their back with their knees up by thier ears and their ankles on my shoulders
cluechick: arthur: ah, another good one :)
mitte: arthur: good choices. :)
cluechick: I've only rarely done it me on top, and I did with the pathologically virile vacation fling, and it made me think I might enjoy it more if I got a bar over my bed that I could use for leverage
mitte: Me on top is usually enjoyable, but mostly for emotional-type reasons
cluechick: mitte: ah, interesting
cluechick: I really loved the one where he lifted me up and we fucked standing, but that's more a novelty position :)
arthur: that is totally hot
arthur: and I so don't have the upper body strength for that
cluechick: thus the novelty aspect of it -- it's not the sort of thing I can expect to be a regular activity
mitte: Don't knock novelty. Novelty is hot.
cluechick: hey, I'm all over novelty, as we know
arthur: what about sex with one person on the bathroom vanity? or laying on the dining room table?
cluechick: I don't think our dining room table would be up for that
* cluechick makes a note to try that one next time she's visiting arthur
moby: Oh, I really like the standing thing.
mitte: I like the rough-and-tumble aspect of it. :)
cluechick: mm, rough and tumble
mitte: (surprising approximately nobody)
moby: I am amazed at how much I like fucking a partner who's lying flat facedown.
arthur: oh, yeah, especially when I can kneel over them
cluechick: yeah, the first time I had sex that way, I was taken by surprise by how awesome it was. everyone talks about doggy style, but lying down is... mmmmm
evan: one of my faves :)
evan: i remember introducing that to another partner. "Holy crap that was fun!"
moby: cluechick: exactly! *so* much better than doggy.
cluechick: does it even have a name? it really should
mitte: "Mmmfmffmmmmmph!"
moby: the Unspeakably Hot.
moby: the Lie Still If You Know What's Good For you.
cluechick: yeah, that
arthur: reverse-missionary?
* evan thinks the oversharing light may be on a bit.
arthur: never
evan: arthur: i've noticed your oversharing light has a short in it...it doesn't seem to go on as often as i'd think..
* evan taps the light.
cluechick: oh, wait, that's supposed to go ON?
* arthur 's light fizzles briefly then goes back off
moby: you're doing it with the lights out? talk about kinky!
mitte: wait, I'm confused. I blame horniness.
cluechick: *laugh*
moby: poor mitte!
cluechick: that's just terrible
* mitte is feeling faint
cluechick: here, let me help you
mitte: I'm fading! I'm fading! Quick, someone get me a handjob before --
mitte: *poof*
* cluechick tucks her arm under mitte's shoulders
cluechick: *laugh*
cluechick: wow, right for the handjob, eh?
mitte: One of those days.
cluechick: and here I was going to start with kissing
harry: Okay, this is going to sound odd, but I can't recall ever getting off from someone else giving me a handjob.
cluechick: I've only ever gotten a guy off with a handjob once. it was fine, but I'd rather use an orifice
cluechick: oh, sorry, twice, and one was a matter of necessity: I *would have* fucked him or given him a blow job, but I was really tired
arthur: depends on my mood and how long it's been
arthur: I prefer the kind of handjobs that involve mouths :)
harry: arthur: Those are blowjobs from what I recall :)
cluechick: I was gonna say
moby: my favorite kind of blowjob involves plenty of mouth *and* hand work.
moby: so there's a certain amount of overlap.
evan: okay, i just had the image of going "arthur, umm. for the record... *pulls down roll-up display in front of classroom, gets out pointer* *points to hand* *points to cock* "Handjob." *points to mouth, points to cock* "Blowjob."
evan: "Any questions?"
moby: "we need a lab, prof!"
arthur: I always did like the lab classes
* arthur makes a note to dig out the lab coat and goggles
cluechick: not goggles, blindfolds!
arthur: I like to see what I'm doing though...
wendy: or who

Comments
Damn, I need your screen name!
Posted by: G | November 14, 2006 8:37 PM
Mmmfmffmmmmmph@yahoo.com :)
Posted by: T | November 15, 2006 1:02 AM
What an afternoon to be in Florida! Damn.
Posted by: sapiophile | November 15, 2006 2:58 PM
G: I'm on yahoo as thecluechick, on the rare occasions that I remember to sign in :)
Posted by: ClueChick | November 15, 2006 5:09 PM