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Dick shots: lead with your strenghth

We all know how I feel about dick pics, right? I mean, really, they're not the way to go, unless you're looking to make a gay-man-posting-as-a-woman's day.

But if, just for argument's sake, you really must send a dick shot, it is not, usually, worth 1000 words, so you should also include some text.

But even more importantly, if you're going to (ahem) lead with your cock, you should definitely be sure it's particularly impressive, because, hey, you should assume the woman is seeing lots of other such pictures, at least some of which are going to be... standouts, shall we say?

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Ha! Yes! It is bad enough sending a cock shot, but the sad, half-hard little cocks are just...pathetic.

I'm not a size queen -- if you are hot, I'll live with any size dick -- but I'm sure not going to seek out the small dick wonder. If that isn't your best foot (so to speak), why put it forward?

What's most important is to be wearing white socks for the cock shot. It provides extra suave background for your meaty glory.

@Chris: Maybe the shot would be more memorable if the white sock were over the cock.

@Clue: What would you think of a sock cock shot?

Chris: You're totally right. It's also great when it's peeking out from your tighty-whities.

David: That would be more memorable. But it may be a case where memorable is not good! Unless it was a sock puppet. That might show a deeply kinky sense of humor that I might enjoy.

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