Welcome, 2007!
Happy new year, all! I hope everyone had a delightful vacation (those who got one) and enjoyed whatever celebrating or not-celebrating you might have done last night. I rang in the new year by kissing as many of the attractive people in my presence as I could over the course of the night. It was great.
I've been thinking about new year's resolutions, and I'm not sure I have any. I mean, I could say I'm resolved to fulfill more fantasies (mine and others) in the coming year, but, well, that's what I've been doing, anyway, so I'm gonna just keep on with it. I could say that I'd like the opportunity to toss my drink in a man's face, just to say I have, but that would mean I have to go on a date with someone who pisses me off enough that I let go of all my deeply-rooted manners. That doesn't sound like fun.
Okay, no new year's resolutions for me, then. But what about you?
Comments
You could resolve to lower your standards required to toss a drink in a man's face. For example, on your next date if the guy tweaks you in the slightest little way, toss your drink in his face and walk away. He might be perplexed, but maybe he's always had a fantasy of having his drink tossed in his face.
Posted by: blivious | January 2, 2007 8:37 AM
What a good idea! 2007: the year of mutual fantasy fulfillment! Or, maybe simply the year of tossing drinks in men's faces!
Posted by: ClueChick | January 3, 2007 6:03 PM