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1. Denzel Washington: Yes, please!
2. Jon Stewart: He's hot; he's brilliant; he's funny. What's not to like?
3. Pierce Broznan: Despite his shitty acting and horrendous taste in roles, he's pretty. Plus, everyone loves an accent.
4. Patrick Stewart: Speaking of accents! And actually good acting. And yum.
5. Rob Thomas: In truth, I just want to take him to bed so he'll sing to me. Well, that and the pierced ears and the leather pants.
As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up. Today, I received this email to my profile on a dating site:
"would love to ram my cock in you"
It is accompanied by a photo of Prince Charming (naked, of course) squatting in front of his big screen TV.
I am hard pressed to explain why, exactly, this isn't getting me hot. Is it the impersonal lack of "I" at the beginning of the sentence? Maybe it's the TV. It's just so hard to be sure!
Has everyone already seen The Midwest Teen Sex Show? If you haven't, you should. It's a riot! Also, how many of us could have used something like this when we were adolescents? Seriously.
I know that not all 50 year old guys are skeevy. I mean, I have direct experience with non-skeevy 50 year old guys! And, yet, all the 50 year old guys I see on dating sites seem skeevy. Is it selection bias? Observation bias? A little of both? Or maybe I'm just not seeing the non-skeevy ones because they're busy responding to women closer to their own age?
