I have to wonder if this ever works
As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up. Today, I received this email to my profile on a dating site:
"would love to ram my cock in you"
It is accompanied by a photo of Prince Charming (naked, of course) squatting in front of his big screen TV.
I am hard pressed to explain why, exactly, this isn't getting me hot. Is it the impersonal lack of "I" at the beginning of the sentence? Maybe it's the TV. It's just so hard to be sure!
Comments
I fear for the future of mankind. Oy. What runs through the mind of someone who gives such little thought to the process of hooking up over the Infobahn? Small furry rodents, in this guy's case, I'll wager.
It must be the TV, darlin'.
Posted by: GreyDuck | November 29, 2007 1:44 PM
Sounds like sheep and chicken. Isn't that a cartoon?
Posted by: Secnarf | November 29, 2007 9:58 PM
and the emails with a pic of only their cock (no face).
Call me shallow, but if I'm not attracted to what's above the neck, it makes NO difference what's below it.
Posted by: C | December 1, 2007 11:05 AM