Caffeinated boy is caffeinated
I really have no idea what this guy is trying to say:
IM REAL AND NOT LOOKING FOR GAMES YOU EMAIL ME BACK SO I NO IM NOT TALKING WITH A ROBOT PLZ UNDERSTAND THERE IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT ON HERE THIS ALL ABOUT YOU NOT ME THIS IS WHAT I ENJOY EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARELOOKING FOR I CANT SHOW MY FACE AS FOR WORK REASONS PLZ UNDER STAND BUT THE BODY SHOT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE RUDE I AM A MASSEUSES BY PROFESSION IM NOT LOOKING TO NO END I ALSO LOVE TO BE THE PLEASRE OF THE TWO SO YOU WOULD HAVE TO LET ME PLEASE YOU LOL GOD I HOPE YOU POST IS REAL AS MY EMAILS IS TO YOU AS LONG AS THERE IS FREINDSHIP AND A HEART UP LATE JUST GOT HOME SORRY ABOUTH THE LATE EMAILI THINK I EMAILED YOU BEFORE MY LIFE IS IN ORDER JUST LOOKING FOR A FREIND I AM NOT LOOING FOR A TEN MIN SCREW ALSO I AM LOOKING FOR A FREIND WITH NSA SO AS IN THE END WHEN YOU SAY I MET SOMEONE ELSE WE PART AS FREINDS TO WHERE I CAN SEND A EMAIL AND SAY HI HOW R THINGS I NO YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A FREIND BUT ........ I DATED A WOMEN ONCE WHO SHOWED ME JUST HOW A LADY LIKES TO BE TREATED AS A FREIND AND LOVER STRONG SEX DRIVE THIS WOULD BE FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY NOT ME NOT LOOKING TO GET MY THING WET BUT JUST TO SERVE YOUR NEEDS I AM HONEST UP FRONT GUY WHO HAS A SOLID JOB JUST BEEN LOOKING FOR A HONEST UP FRONT FREIND TO START IM SURE WE COUD MAKE SOMTHING WORK BUT I GUES IL NEVER NO UNTIL I SEND YOU A EMAIL I LKED YOUR POST AND HOPE MY RETURN WASNT TO STRONG I ALSO SEE THAT THERE IS QUITE A BIT OF BULLSHIT ON THIS SITE AND IM NOT LOOKING FOR IT OR NOR DO I WANT TO GIVE ANY I TO LEFT A LONG RELATION AND BEEN SINGLE OVER A YEAR NOW AND LOOKING FOR A FREIND AND TO SEE WHAT COMES FROM IT WE ARE ALL HUMAN AND DO HAVE WANTS NOT HERE FOR DRAMA JUST A CLOSE TRUSTING FREIND WOULD LOVE TO TALK SO EMAIL ME BACK HEY CANT HURT TO MAKE A FREIND I WOULD LOVE TO PART OF THISYOU AER TALKING ABOUT OR JUST TO PLZ YOU AS YOU WANT IM HONEST UP FRONT HARD WORKING GUY NOT SOME FREAK SO IF YOU DO GET MY EMAIL PLZ RESPOND WITH A YES OR A NO I AM IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU IN LIFE AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THAT FEELING OF EXCITMENT AGAIN THANKS I AM ON LINE FOR A FEW HOURS I HOPE WE CAN TALK
Comments
I'm impressed I got 1/3 of the way through that before giving up.
Posted by: Josh | March 30, 2009 3:27 PM
That's better than I did, Josh!
Posted by: ClueChick
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March 30, 2009 3:29 PM
All you need is the first third as it repeats. Well, REPEATS anyway.
Posted by: Secnarf047 | March 30, 2009 4:56 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here... I think he may want to be friends.
Posted by: Tammer Saleh | March 30, 2009 7:10 PM
You may be onto something, Tammer! But one wonders why he'd be seeking friends amongst ads for casual sex. The poor boy is clearly confused.
Posted by: ClueChick
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March 30, 2009 7:44 PM
Whenever I get a response like this to one of my ads I just want to sit down with the sender and have him read it aloud to me and then tell me what he was thinking.
Posted by: Misty | March 31, 2009 8:06 PM